[Enraged over Josh Weinstein’s tip to Eric about Ari allegedly ordering a shutdown of the Queens Boulevard project, Ari finds Josh at a beach house talking to some people in the middle of a party]
Ari: Does your boss know you’re using his house? [crowd quiets down] ‘Cause I put a call into him. He and I went to school together. I helped him cheat on his Economics final. That’s how he got his degree, he owes me big-time.
Josh Weinstein: You called my boss?
Ari: Absolutely. You know another class I took at Harvard? BUSINESS ETHICS. I don’t steal other people’s MOTHERFUCKING clients, but in your case I’m going to make an exception. I’m going to take everyone: your B-level sitcom stars, your reality-TV writers…when I’m done with you, you’re gonna be repping sideshow freaks. You need Jo-Jo the Dog-Face-Bitch-Boy? Call Josh Weinfuck, the lightweight pen-stealing fuckface. [takes Josh’s drink, sips it and throws it away] That’s awful.